Outside you are like,
But inside you are like,
Then you text your bestfriend,
And they are like,
And then your crush tries to ask you out like this,
And you are like,
And then you two are on a date and you are like,
Then suddenly he kisses you,
And you are,
And then you go home and you are like,
And then you wake up and realize it was all a dream
ALL OF THIS except “he” is a “she” and it’s not a dream.
- A: Do you remember Blue's Clues?
- J: Of course!
- A: I smoked weed with the kid who did the voice of slippery soap today!
- A: I feel like a life goal I hadn't thought of before has been accomplished.